If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories | Tee

You'd be shredded by now, honestly. The perfect tee for anyone whose daily cardio is eye rolls and perfectly timed comebacks.

Made from soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, it is an easy go-to for everyday wear.

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