If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories | Crewneck Sweatshirt

You'd be shredded by now, honestly. The perfect tee for anyone whose daily cardio is eye rolls and perfectly timed comebacks.

A cozy cotton-poly blend with a ribbed collar and relaxed fit, made for everyday comfort.

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