I Don't Lose Weight Because I'm a Winner | Crewneck Sweatshirt

Losing anything is simply not in your nature, including the last ten pounds. Snack-proof logic for people who refuse to be defeated by a diet.

A cozy cotton-poly blend with a ribbed collar and relaxed fit, made for everyday comfort.

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